• You bring in Jim Varney (The ‘Hey Vern!’ guy) as a quality consultant
  • The first words out of your boss’s mouth are : “Back when I was in the mob. . .”
  • Your manager arranges for a series of project management classes given by a talking horse
  • All of your projects exactly fit the needs of the marketplace — as it existed in 1970.
  • Nobody in the group wants to volunteer to help build low-cost housing for the poor, but 8 out of the 10 members DO want to build a armed compound eight miles from town.
  • For a group outing, members want to take rifles and go to the top of a nearby tall building….
  • You move your team meetings to the local psychiatric hospital because six out of the nine members have rooms there anyhow.
  • Your new co-worker turns to you and says, “Hi. I am the almighty Lucifer. I’ve come to claim your immortal soul. What’s your name?”
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